ek shair suno,
badi ghaur se suno,
mujhe nahi aata,
kisi aur se suno…
sihayi /khikhi

Shayari.!!
Mein Shayari likhna chahta hoon
Kalam se sihayi nahin aati
Jab sihayi aane lagti hai
To teri yaad hai aa jati

Jab yaad aane lagti hai
Fir yaad nahin jaati
Bas rah jaati hai teri yaad
Aur sookhi huiEk shair suno ..

Popularity: 19% [?]

Muhabbat meiN agar paida ho tension
To aksar toot jaata hai connection

Idhar heater ke jaisa ishq mera
Udhar jazbaat ka refrigeration

Corruption karne waale kar rahe haiN
Bara-e-naam hai anti-corruption

DON’T FORGET ME
SOFT

Popularity: 7% [?]

Aik jalsaa mein bulanay k mukhtalif tareeqay,

- reham dil (aur bhookay) logo ko bulanay k liye:
Duaein jo lo gay ghum khuwaro se
Tau ho gi tawazu namak paro se

- Lalchi aur behis logo ko bulanay k liye:
Karo gay jo jalsaa-e-gham mein shamooliat ekhtiyaar
Dekhaeingay tumhe hum, nae model ki car

- General public ko bulanay k liye:

jo chaho kabhi jalso se tum amaan
bulaeingay tum ko dekha ker hum naan
agar phir bhe aanay se ho ga inkar
khilaeingay tum ko banaras ka paan
agar pyar se raazi na ho ga yaar
otha leingay hum, tere ghar ka samaan
yun zid kerna hum se, tera hai bekar
jaga deingay soe hue sub shaitaan
paray gi tujhe jooto se jub wo maar
tau band ker k aaye ga khud he dukaan

Popularity: 7% [?]

……… Nojawan……..

Yoon hi nojawan say mayoos hein ehle qalam

jabkay mera mashwara aik nojawan ko bhagaya

mein nay kaha hazrat qalam per bhi tawaja dijiye

aglay hi haftay nojawan qalmay barha kar agya

Popularity: 7% [?]

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
******************

company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
******************

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
******************

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
******************

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri
spouse!
******************

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua
ek sound Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your
file
not found!
******************

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
******************

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour
face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai
enough
disk space
******************
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke
evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
******************

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create
main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
******************

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

*****************
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai
koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
******************

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke
female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na
e-Mail__________________
ok main jald hi update karta hoooon

Popularity: 7% [?]

ARZ KIYA HAI

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
******************

company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
******************

Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
******************

Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
******************

Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya. BAN SITE - USE Other Sites .. BAN SITE - USE Other Sites .. BAN SITE - USE Other Sites . mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri
spouse!
******************

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua
ek sound Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your

file
not found!
******************

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
******************

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour
face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai
enough
disk space
******************

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke
evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
******************

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create
main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
******************

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
*****************
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai
koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
******************

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke
female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na
e-Mail

Popularity: 7% [?]

Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat

2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad

Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai

Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay

Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
ge bar k tujhay kosa hai

Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai

Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe

Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae

Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay sath chor deya

Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho

Popularity: 7% [?]

TO ALL MY DEAR FRDS,
JINHEIN MEIN HUMESHA BHOOT KEH KER PUKARTI HOON /ghost2,
AND TO SHARE WITH HG FRDS ALSO

Yeh Mat Sochna K Hum Bhool Jayen Gey Tumhein,
Door Reh Ker Bhi Chahein Gey Tumhien,
Ager Dost Ban Ker Raas Na Aayeh To ,
Bhoot Ben Ker Darayein Gey Tumhein..!!

Popularity: 7% [?]

Gungat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Dewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Kamastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai!
dedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Doosri Ladki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga
Jab Dono Ke Joote Lage…To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!

Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh Pakistan

Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

Popularity: 7% [?]

hay
yaha koi role nahi hai
mind karana wala banda iss thread ko na para

koi sa bee word la loo

apni zoja ka taroof mein kaha ekk banda naa
dil sa in ka mutraaf hon mein zubani hee nahi
cahyia be achi banati hai meri begum magar
mon bana mein in ka koi sanii nah

Popularity: 6% [?]