Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai
ladka padhne aya hai…
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or Rone bhi nahin denge…
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge

Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Yaad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme mein
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.

Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
‘Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye,
Shayari likhi…..
.
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada…
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA’
‘Mene Us Se Kaha K Ay jan APne Nazuk Hath mere Chehre Par bhi Lga do.
Bus uus Ne Esa Thappar Mara k m0o Se

gutka hi Bahir aa gaya
12 rupe ka lia
tha yaar. .’
.Apki Kahani, humari Jubani..
Apke pas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..
Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..
Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..

Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..
Aapki beijati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi yea statua padh rahe hai..
Kiya baat hai.’
‘Boy to God after d result-
‘Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi
agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi.
God-

‘ISHQ thoda kam ladata to kya baat thi
kitabein to beta saari tere pass thi’
‘Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay

Uth jao k muhalay ki bachiyan colege ja rahi hain…’
“Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi
Kaagz KhaLi Raha,,

“GHALIB”
“Pen khol kr dhka tu ink nahi thi”.

\(“,) Dkho yar
||\ Ghalib ki
_/ | fankari ’
‘Funny song
Wo hmsfr tha mgr us k ghar mai razai na thi
.
K soup,chai us ne kbi ,pilaai na thi
.
Sardiyn thin, flu tha, cough thi mgr,
.
beecharay k pas sb kch tha,1 dawai na thi
.
Us ki fredge ma juice tha piza tha methai thi mgr
.
Hm ko ghalti sy b us ny kabi khilai na thi..’
‘Yahan Hr Larki Ki Zindagi Ka 1 He Maqsd Ha
Dosto.
Khud Bhale bekar Ho Lekn Larka dabang Chahiye

(”,)/”
/|| aby
| \ muu to dholay rasheda ki Larki!’
‘GIRL’S POEM
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi..?
Ho sakaa,to kisi nek se karungi..?

Lekin jb tk na milega, wo nek..?
“TRY” to hr ek ko karungi…:p’
‘”Funny bewafai”
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,

Chat se Dhaka de k hath chorr diya usne! :O
Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,

Mar k Mukka agay ka daant tor diya usne!
Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maalty us bewafa k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!

Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne
Milne ghar gaye to kutta chorr diya usne.:-*’
HO Gya MerAy LoVe kA Drop Seen. . .

Hum Ne Kaha Chal Bhag Chalain,

Wo Saath Me Le Ai Bachay Teen’
‘Girls poem:
Mohabbat to kisi ek se

karungi
Ho sake to kisi nek se
karungi
Lekin jab tak na milega,wo
nek….

“TRY”to har ek pe
karungi :;-)’
‘Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi’

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