Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
To hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
Aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample
Kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe
Kabhi to click karo
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe
Shift delete kar doonga
Shayad mere pyar ko taste
Karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye
Nojawan……..

Yoon hi nojawan say mayoos hein ehle qalam

jabkay mera mashwara aik nojawan ko bhagaya

mein nay kaha hazrat qalam per bhi tawaja dijiye

aglay hi haftay nojawan qalmay barha kar agya
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke,
I don’t likeyour
face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai
enough
disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke
evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create
main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Chatters say ulagh kar unhain mun chirana maire fitrat hai
mujhay block honay pay ashk bahana nahe ata

Ao chup ke zuban may
itne chat karain k thak jain

Apni chat say main bhe wakif nahe
jab maire batain samjh lo mujhko bhe samjha daina

Mat daikh kise ko hikarat ke nazar say
har chatter kise ka mehbob hota hai

kitna mazah hai maire chatting may
sanjedha loag bhe maire chat daikh kar shokh hogay

Jo kartay hain ache chat
wo bhe hojatay hain block daikho
Yeh Mat Sochna K Hum Bhool Jayen Gey Tumhein,
Door Reh Ker Bhi Chahein Gey Tumhien,
Ager Dost Ban Ker Raas Na Aayeh To ,
Bhoot Ben Ker Darayein Gey Tumhein..
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
akabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
"jaan bhi maango to hazir hai",
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Woh Ladki Kitni Pyaari Thi, Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi
Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi, Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi
apni zoja ka taroof mein kaha ekk banda naa
dil sa in ka mutraaf hon mein zubani hee nahi
cahyia be achi banati hai meri begum magar
mon bana mein in ka koi sanii nah
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Tumne Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Jab Tumne Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli?Shukriya Bhai Jaan
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai!
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!
Wo hamara Dil Jalaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Wo Kisi Aur Ka Ho Jaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Ek Tamana Hy Faqt hmary Sath honda mein Bethay
Wo kisi parado K Sapne Sajaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
hamary Kaan Taraste Hain Uski Awaz K Lye
Wo hamara fone Na Uthaye To BHAAR ME JAYE
Arzoo Hy K Wo hamary Ghar Khana Khaye
Par Us Ko K.F.C Hi Nazar Aye To BHAAR ME JAYE
HUM Us Ko Hr Waqt Msg Krty Rehty Hain Dosto
Wo Phr B Lift Na Kraye To BHAAR ME JAYE.

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