Boss:
Arz kiya hai……… ………
Kaam hote hain…………… …
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai……………. ……… .
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai…. ……..
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…………… …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. …..
Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai……… …..
Appraisal hote hain………
Disappointment ka sama hota hai… ….
Aise mausam mein hi to ATTRITION jawan hota hai…….
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte… ….
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai
" Bola dukaandar ki kyaa chahiye tumhien

Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge

Maine kaha ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai

Bolaa yahin pe khaaoge ya ghar le jaaoge
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ.
Teri Girlfrnd Gae Baazar,
Usko Milgaya Dosra Pyaar,
Ab Tu Baith K Makhiyan Maar!
Toba Toba Astagfar.
Twinkle Twinkle Little FARAZ
Kisi ka Jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy yar
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.
Alu gajar ka noor tuj per balse
tamater teri chahat ko terse

khuda kale ke teri zindagi me hitne tinde ho jai ke
tu majbolan kaddo khane ko telse.
Daal mein jo kala hai ji
Wo garam masaala hai ji

Hamein pyar se japhi pana
Dil peh judai ka chaala hai ji

Kisi ko aik pal ki khaber nahein
Magar mansooba sau sala hai ji

Sach ki sdaa jeet hui hai
Jhootoon ka moo kala hai ji

Hum unn ka kya churaate thay
Jo humein dil se nikala hai ji
Baithe Hain tere khayalon mein
Kagaj pe likha hai tera naam
Kagaj pe teri tasveer laga ke
likha hai ye paigam
Zinda ya Murda pakadne par
milega 50000 ka Inam
Ishq ja school mai naya mahool tayar ho gaya

class ke teacher to papu sa payar ho gaya

is bat sa sari class ka dil udass ho gaya

sari class fail or papu pass ho gaya....
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Aj fer dil gareeb
Ik paaNda hae vaasta,
De ja meri ahj kalam nu
Ik hor haadsa.

Mudat hoi hae darad da
Koi jaam peeteyaaN,
PeeRaaN ‘ch haNju ghol ke,
De ja do aatasha.

Kaagaz di kori reejh hae
Chup chaap vekhdi,
ShabdaaN de thal ‘ch bhaTakda
GeetaaN da kaafila.

TurnaaN maeN chaahuNda
Paer vich kaNDe di lae ke peeR,
Dukh toN kabar tak dosta
Jihna vi faasala.

Aa bahuR Shiv nu peeR vi
Hae kaND de chali,
Rakhi si jihdi oas ne
Mudat toN daastaaN!
Rasta Ho Kitna B Dushwar Faraz...

Jum K Chale Super Star...
Ye kambakht hichkiyan thamti kyu nahin;
Ye kis k zehan mein aaker atak gaye hain hum.
He is KISSING, She is KISSING;
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He is KISSING, She is KISSING;
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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fat jayega par ye sher samajh nahi ayega.
Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile, try karte raho har ek ko.
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yoga

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