Kitni Kanjosi Pe Amada Hain Mare Susral Waley
Raz Ki Baat Bataoon To Dar Lagta Hai

Asey Kamrey Main Sooladia Mare Saloon Ney Mujey
?Paoon Phaylaoon Tu Diwar Se Sar Lagta Hai?
padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro
tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko hi ghoor lo bhai..

wo bola muskura kar ?aap bhi kya baat karte hain
mithai apni khaata hai kabhi kya koi halwaai
Dil Bana To Deewane Bane
Sharab Bani To Mekhane Bane

Kuch To Baat Hai Ap Mein Bhi
Yoonhi To Nahi PAGAL Khane Bane
Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha,
Zra Gour farmaiyega.
Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha.
Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!
“Faraz” Mohabbat Ke iLawa Paas Apnay Kuch Nahi

Isi Doulat Ko Ham Qismat Ke Maaray Baant Laitay Hain
Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:

Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada

Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.

Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.

Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!
Kiyon Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah.
Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo

Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah
Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
“Girls”
O wela ßara crazy c

Jado mai nikka jaya baby c

Barf de goly khanda c

Nikke pent shrt panda c

hafty baad naanda c:)

na waal shaal waanda c8-)

nikki jayi cycle pajanda c,:o

ty raceaan gaddi naal laanda c,:p

Na lokan di koi tension c:D

na abby di laggi pension

na kuriyan da koi rola c;)

scul da kam v hola c:)

O wela bara e crazy c

Jadon main nika baby c.:)
EK Jesi Lagti Hein Chooriyan B Larkiyan B

Hansti Hein Khankti Hein Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Nazuk Intehaa Ki

Ek Zara C Thes Se

Toot Kr Bikhrti Hen Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

In K Torrne Walon Ko Ehsas Tk Nhi Hota

Bikhr K Kab Smbhlti Hen Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Zindgi Ki Dhrkn Ko Ek Ridhm Sa Deti Hen

Zeest Ko Sjaati Hein Chooriyan B Lrkiyan B

Apne Dukh Ko Apne Andr Rakh K Bhool Jati Hein

Bahir Se Chamkti Hen Chooriyan b Lrkiyan b….
Arz Kya Hai

Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati

wah wah

Chapal Choti Ho To Paon Mei Nhi ati
\(‘,’) girlFRIND ‘..(> Moti Ho Me Ni Ati:-)
Aisi apni wife ho,5”5′ jis ki hight ho,

Jeans jis ki tight ho,

Chehra jis ka bright ho,

Weight me thori light ho,

Thori C wo quiet ho,

Beauty mai b all right ho,

Favourite color white ho,

Make up thora sa light ho,

Zulfain dynamite ho,

Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,

Jaisay coke diet ho,

Sarri pehan kar jab chalay,

Lagay Paris ki flight ho,

Agar aisi apni wife hoTo kiya haseen life ho.
Wafadaar hain wafa karain gay,

Jaan mango fida karain gay,

Sirf 1 larki ka number send kar do,

Namazi log hain dua karain gay
Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Me Bolta & w0 Sunti thi

Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani
w0 Bolti & Me Sunta tha

Ab w0 Mri BV hy
Hm 2no Bolte hn
Pura MOHALA snta hy….
Kasm Se Har Aik Larka Bhula Doon Gi

Sab Hi Ki Tasverain Jala Don Gi

Aik Tum Hi Rahe Gay Is Dil Main

Balance Dalwa Do Warna Bhai Bana Loon Gi
Ajab Dewar Ik Dekhi Hai Main Ne Aaj Raste Main

Na Kuch Dewar Ke Aagay Na Kuch Dewar Ke Peche

Baray Ghamnak Se Hotay Hain Anwar Kehkahy Tery

Koi Dewar Garya Hai Tere Ishar Ke Peche
Ab Ke Phir Eid Card Main Us Ne

Lafz Ik Be Dhian Likha Hai

Phir Meri Eid Karkari Kar Di

Phir Muje Bhai Jaan Likha Hai
Ab Ke Phir Eid Card Main Us Ne

Lafz Ik Be Dhian Likha Hai

Phir Meri Eid Karkari Kar Di

Phir Muje Bhai Jaan Likha Hai
Ajab Dewar Ik Dekhi Hai Main Ne Aaj Raste Main

Na Kuch Dewar Ke Aagay Na Kuch Dewar Ke Peche

Baray Ghamnak Se Hotay Hain Anwar Kehkahy Tery

Koi Dewar Garya Hai Tere Ishar Ke Peche
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
"Darling.
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