I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
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Why is Facebook a best site for loners?
Because it's the only place where they can talk to walls and not be considered a loser
Because it's the only place where they can talk to walls and not be considered a loser
"Facebook has passed 500 million members. If Facebook was a country, it would be the third-largest country and the least productive." - Jimmy Kimmel
Computer hackers managed to shut down Twitter and Facebook for several hours yesterday. American productivity has jumped by 150%." - Conan O'Brien
My advice is to get married: if you find a sweet wife you'll be happy; if not - you'll become a philosopher.
Women marry man hoping that he will change. Man marry women hoping she will not. Each is inevitably disappointed
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
A married man should forget his mistakes, because there is no sence to remember the same thing for two people
If you need an advice, ask me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, come to me. If you need money... I can't be reached!
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - I have friends in both
Love your enemies just in case your friend turns out to be a bastard.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes easier to live with a misery.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes easier to live with a misery.
