Computer Poem

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don’t like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space…

Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down…

Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya mailbox, kya e-mail…

Dil se ek ishq ki

application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon…

Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya…

Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga…

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye…

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning…

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Nazar mein to kai hain

aur shaayad lonely hain…

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain…

Popularity: 4% [?]

Love is Like Nokia
Connecting People !
Love is Like Nike
Just Do It!
Love is like Pepsi
Ask For More!
Love is Like Samsung
Everyone Is invited!
Love is Like Ericsson
Making it Heard!
Love is Like Sprite
Sirf yeh bhujai pyas Baqi All Bakwas!
Love is Like Tapal
Yehi to hai woh apna pun!
Love is Like MTV
enjoy! /zpghh

Popularity: 4% [?]

Main Hoon Jis Haal Mein Ae Mere Sanam Rehne De
Chaaqoo Mat De Mere Haath Mein Qalam Rehne De
Main Tu Shair Hoon Mera Dil Hai Buhat Nazuk
Main Tu Mar Jaon Ga Pattakhe Se Bomb Rehne De /khikhi hi

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Pocha tha ik sahib-e-dil nae mera mizaj
Bay-sakhta labon pe tera naam aa gaya
Hum nae tumhare baad na rakhi kisi say aas
Ik tajurba buhut tha, bara kaam aa gaya

Popularity: 4% [?]

Shayad mere pyar ko……
taste karna bhool gaye……
Dil sey aisa cut kiya……
ke paste karna bhool gaye……

Laakhon honge nigaah mein ……
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo……
Mere pyaar ke icon pe ……
kabhi to double-click karo…….

Roz subha hum karte hain……
pyar se unhe good morning……
Woh aise ghoor ke dektay hain……
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning……

Kal jab milay thay……
to dil mein hua ek sound……
aur aaj milay to kehtay hain……
your file not found……

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke……
I don’t like your face……
Par dil ke storage mein……
no more disk space……

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai……
woh repeat kar doongei…….
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi……
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga……

Dil se ek ishq ki application……
create kar rehi hoon……
Pyaar se debug karna……
mein wait kar rehi hoon……

ghar se jab tum nikalay……
pehen ke khobsoorat kapdee……
Jaane kitne dilon ka ho……
gaya server down…
Jabse meri zindagi mein……
aayah hai ik male……
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh……
kya mailbox, kya e-mail……

Tumhaare intezaar mein……
neend aayee so gaya…….
Yeh dekho mera connection……
time out ho gaya……

Nazar mein to kia hain……
aur shaayad lonely hain……
Problem yehi hai ki woh……
ab read only hain….

Popularity: 3% [?]

Popularity: 3% [?]

aik dost ko yeh poem send ki tu…isne kuch aisa hasur nashur kiya iska ;d zara mulaheza farmaye /rose

Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat tor sakti hai
meiray se le ley agar nahi hai tu ;d

Jidhar chahay yeh baangain zindagi ki mor sakti hai
ghoora gaari hai kya

Mohabbat rok sakti hai kisi girtay sitaray ko
hehe sitaara giray ga jab rookay gi na :-p

Yeh chikna choor aainay ki kirchain jor sakti hai
acha labortary mei test karoongi b-)

Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat tor sakti hai
acha na kitni baar bataaye gi

Mohabbat per kisi bhi rasm ka pehra nahin chalta
abay rasmo k bagair mohabbat parwaan keisay charhay gi idiot./tounge

Kisi aamer, kisi sultan ka sikka nahin chalta
sikka tu aaj kal duniya mei hi nahi chalta /crazy1

Yeh har zindaan ki andhi salakhain tor sakti hai
jab zaroorat paray gi tu isay hi bulaaongi /ydance

Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat tor sakti hai
uufff phir se /head2

Yeh jab chahay kisi bhi khwaab ko tabeer mil jayay
hain sachii /yhaw

Kisi rastay main rastay pouchti taqdeer mil jayay
hehe poochtay poochtay tu mei bhi dhoond sakti hoon :p

Samay kay taiz dhaaray ko yeh peechay chor sakti hai
hain really /rolleyes

Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat tor sakti hai.
not again :-s

KOI ZANJEER HO US KO MOHABBAT TOR SAKTI HAI…!!!
achaa na ab bas bhi karo /frog

Popularity: 3% [?]

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,

Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki ’cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani………..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……….

Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko – tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani……..

College ki thi - woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe - pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka – jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana…
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani…..

Popularity: 2% [?]

B]Aadat Remix !

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh hh !!

Najany kab say

grade buray aatay hain

Mujhe phir bhi akallll…ll…. kion nahin aati hai??

Najany kab say…..

Door jitna ’A’ hay mujh say… paas ’F’ kay main..

Ab to aadat se hai mujh ko.. fail honay main….

teachers ko koi shikwa hi nahin hai..

Ab to zinda hoon main detention center main..

kitab aisi hai yeh meri.. chalti jaey…

theory aisi hain yeh isski.. mujh ko sataaaey…!

yaad karna itna mushkil hai kay dil doob jaey…

aur aankhoon main yeh sum num ban jaey

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhh h….

ab to aadat si hai mujh ko fail hoanay main

hey hey haiy hi haey hay ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhh h ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh

sab formulay hain..!

sab theorian hain……!!

bhoola do unhain..!

jala do unhain………….. ……………

ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh

ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhh hh

ohohohohhhhhhhhhhhhh h …………..

aaa…..aaa….aa… ..! ab to aadat si hai mujh ko….!!!![/b] ;;) .blushy /kioye

Popularity: 2% [?]

BAZAHIR WO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAI
JHOOT BOLTI HAI MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAI

DIL HAI MERA LOSE ISAY NA KARNA USE
AGHAR HOGAYA FUSE TUMHAI PARANGAY SHOES

APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA Hai
JUTAI KHATA HO WIFE SE

HUM CHAHAIN AAP KO
AAP CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO
AAP JISAY CHAHAIN KHUDHA KARAY
WO CHAHAIN KISI AUR KO TU SAWAL NAHI EK PHALI HAI
MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TARI SAHELI HAI TU
SHAMA HOTI MAIN PARWANA HOTA
NA TU COACHING JATI NA MAIN DIWANA HOTA

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KSAM KHAI HAI
HUM WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

DUNIYA SE JO DARAY USAY KAHIL KHATE HAI
DUNIYA JIS SE DARAY USAY SHAIRE KHATE HAI

SHAIR CHARA SAMAJ KAR HAR GHADHA CHARNE LAGA
URDU ZABAN AATI NAHI SHAIRE KARNE LAGA

SHAMA RO RO KAY PARWANOO SE KHA RAHI HAI
MUJAI RUMAL LA DO MARI NAAK BHA RAHI HAI

HUM DIL KI THABHAI KA SAMAN NA KARANGAY
BUN JAINGAY DHULAY MAGAR HAAN NA KARANGAY

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
UM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

PHOOL KO MAT TORO KANTA LAG JAI GA
LARKI KO MAT CHAIRO CHANTA LAG JAI GA

Popularity: 2% [?]

Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay

Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi

Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes

“Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain” Larki Waloon ne poocha
“Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain”
Larkay ki amman yeh bolin….kam kare us ki joti
“do bhai bhatta lete hain–abba khair se daku hain”

nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..
.har haal main anjam se darte rehna
Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi……..
mehbooba ki olad ka “mamoon” kehna!

Rab na dikhaye
Tooba Tooba!
nanga pinda
nanga sina
bara kam33na
Dish Antena

Ishq main fanni kharabi………..Mu nqata hi ho geya saab silsila
Is tarha toota hai un se wasta….jis tarha T.V main toote rabta

Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon

or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
” eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad”

bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin
ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua
ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua

Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil “Aisa” haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

Popularity: 2% [?]