yeh shair ghareloo khawateen kay naam…

Apni zulfain baandh lo, apni kamar ko thaam lo
aaj AATA goondhnay tumhein bulaya jaaye ga

yeh shair mazloom aur masoom mardon kay naam

Khush na ho itna agar yeh teri barat hai
Jaan jai ga tu jaldi, kia teri auqat hai
Azdawaji zindagani ki haqeeqat ham se pooch
Char din ki chandani hai phir andheri raat ha

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Rail ke Dibbe men ye qissaa huaa
Ek bachaa zor se rone lagaa
Maan ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bohaaaaaaat
Us ko behalaane kii koshish kii bohaaaaaaat
Thak ke Aahir loriiaan gaane lagii
Bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii
Das minute tak Loriaan jab Wo gaa chukii
tilmilaa kar bol uthaa ek Aadmii
"Behanjii, itanaa karam ab kiijiiye
Aap is bachche ko Rone diijiiye!"
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jis din huaa Pathaan ke Murge kaa intqaal
DaaWat kii maulavwi kii tab aiaa use Khiaal
Murdaar Murg kii hui mullaah ko jab Khabar
saaraa badan sulag uthaa, Gaalib huaa jalaal
kehne lage khilaao ge Haraam Gosht?
tum ko nahin zaraa bhii shariyat ka kuchh Khiaal
murdaar Gosht to shariyat men he Haraam
jab tak na zibaah kiijiye, hotaa nahi halaal
fatawaa jab apanaa maulavii saahab sunaa chuke
jhunjhalaa ke Khan ne kiyaa tab un se ye sawaal
kaisii hai aap kii ye shariyat bataaiiye
bande ko kar diyaa hai Khudaa se bhii baakamaal
Allaah jis ko maar de, ho jaaye wo Haraam
bande ke haath jo mare, ho jaaye Wo halaal

Popularity: 2% [?]

mazahiya ghazal

Jab se begam ne mujhe murghaa banaa rakhaa hai
maine nazron ki tarah sar bhi jhukaa rakhaa hai

Bartanon! aaj mere sar pe baraste kiyun ho
maine tumko to hameshaa shulaa rakhaa hai

pahle belan ne banaayaa mere sar par gomad
aur ab chamte ne meraa gaal sujaa rakhaa hai

saare kapre to jalaa daale hain begam ne
tan chhupaane ko baniyaan phataa rakhaa hai

wohi duniyaa mein muqaddar ka sikander yehan thahraa
jisne khud ko abhii shaadi se bachaa rakhaa hai

pee jaa is maar ki talkhii ko bhii hans kar naasir
maar khaane mein bhii qudrat ne mazaa rakhaa hai

Popularity: 2% [?]

Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behne do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehne do
Bohoot bewafa ho tum, yeh hum ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apne tak hi rehney do!

Popularity: 2% [?]

/cheypi / /clap5 .blushy /blush6 :-p /yhug :pagal /clap5 /chicken

ishq main sabb ka INTEREST hona chahiayy…..

ishq bhi laazmi SUBJECT hona chahiayy………

lardkiyun ko iss main SELECT hona chahiayy……. /blush6

lardkon ka dakhlaa DIRECT hona chahiayyy….heheheh e

Popularity: 2% [?]

Popularity: 2% [?]

Aap hamari gali mein aaye

Thoda sharmaye..

Thoda itraye..

Thoda muskuraye..

Thoda ghabraye aur fir

jorse chillaye ………

khali dabba bottle plastik dedo……… /laugh2

Popularity: 2% [?]

Apni aaisee wife ho,.
5’6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho,
Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ke baad dil delight ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Popularity: 2% [?]

6’2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho
Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Popularity: 2% [?]

Popularity: 2% [?]